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Borat sends Katy Perry naughty video about Orlando Bloom's manhood: 'A very good one'

"I make internet searching of Orlando watersports".

2020-10-26

Borat has seen Orlando Bloom's famous naked paddle boarding photos - and he has some thoughts.

What's more, the star of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm has sent them directly to Orlando's fiancee Katy Perry.

Let us explain.

The fictional character recorded the video for the Smile singer's 36th birthday (HBD, KP), seemingly arranged by Orlando; both promptly shared the clip to their respective Instagram accounts last night. 

"It must be nice to see Orlando Bloom..."

"Jak sie masz [How are you], Katy Pepsi," Borat tells the star.

"I was planning on going sailing in Florida and so I make internet searching of Orlando water sports. But instead, Mr. Google sent me a photograph of your husband with his crumb out. He have a very good one.

 
 
 
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@katyperry your dream come true birthday message my love HAPPY BIRTHDAY ❤️🎂🎈@boratsagdiyev 🤣

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"It must be nice to see Orlando Bloom. You will have a very nice birthday. A lot of cream on your cake. Why not?"

Brilliant.

Borat is played by actor Sacha Baron Cohen; he first introduced the Kazakh journalist in the first film in the franchise in 2006.

Baron Cohen recently recalled filming a homoerotic fight scene for Borat in an essay for TIME, saying the homophobic response left him "genuinely fearing for my life."

Katy and Orlando recently welcomed their first child in August: a girl called Daisy.

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